Welcome to the The Expanders, a media experience brought to you by Thought, Inc. Otherwise known as the human brain, Thought, Inc. (disclaimer: not a real company) provides the very best in intelligent and creative idea-generation for all of mankind. Knowing no firmly clenched tribalistic values in its purest form, this magical machine of neuronic connections has helped Homo sapiens mightily during our quest from basic physiological protection all the way to true enlightenment. A long and arduous trek indeed, many of our kind have to yet to reach this spiritual nirvana due to an astounding plethora of reasons, both internal and external, real and imaginary.
Now you might be asking yourself, “What the fuck does any of that mean?” Other questions may include: “Why does my body hurt?” or “What is on television right now?” (Answer: nothing)
Back to the point: basically, why has it been so difficult for humanity to reach true happiness on a collective scale? Provided with such a powerful and skull-protected information processor, you’d think this task could be coordinated relatively easily. Silly brain, you would think that.
We at The Expanders have come to the conclusion that the most important influence in this blocking of species-wide joy and fulfillment is a carefully constructed control (alliteration, fuck yeah) apparatus known as The Elite. Dating back to perhaps the very beginning of animals as a biological kingdom, this sociopathic doom and destruction vehicle has moved steadily along into the 21st century, manifesting itself today in the form of power-hungry mega-corporations. Everything from global warming, our unhealthy and wasteful food supply, the embarrassing state of mainstream culture, to the slow and painful death of democracy itself can be attributed to these greed-blinded entities.
Our mission, then, is to help promote the expansion and sharing of the many ideas past and present humans have come up with in order to finally extinguish the burning flames of hate and despair that these assholes have caused.
We do not aim to spark this revolution by ourselves. That’s because it’s long been ignited inside each and every one of the fleshy organs of thought that we possess on top of our shoulders. Having been alive for as long as The Elite have been here to thwart its success, this revolution can be seen all over the world today, from Wisconsin to Egypt. We only seek to join this movement, because in the end, it’s not about us as individuals, or races, or countries, or religions…it’s about humans.